aceofspades13: dammit
aceofspades13: I want an angstily hot vampire boyfriend
wiredclover: Who glitters in the sun with scintillating arms?
aceofspades13: oh yes
wiredclover: I want one with angel wings
wiredclover: there must be a way to resolve this issue
aceofspades13: other than hound the after school LARPing community?